runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

korratulations:

        ☆.・.:*☆・° KORRATULATIONS’S 3DS GIVEAWAY☆..:*・°☆.

   ( this baby’s been used for a bit of mario kart/pokemon but that’s it)

 To Commemorate My Zero Followers Mark  // Denouncing Video Games

I am giving away my 3DS that I have barely used, the only thing that is missing is the SD card because I couldn’t remove the 1000’s of selfies.

So If you are planning to buy Pokemon X or Y and lack a 3DS here’s your chance & here are the rules:

• Reblog this post to enter ; multiple reblogs are welcome
  
•  The winner will be chosen on July 15th depending on how many notes this gets
•  Will ship to most places , just please don’t live in the South Pole
• It’d be kind of you to check out my blog & follow if you want;         http://korratulations.tumblr.com/  

                                                        (*/ω＼*)                        

                                                       THE END

aflawedfashion:

Doctor Puppet: This is perfect and adorable and you should watch [x]

idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

chelsdamelsp:

 #world’s greatest detective

#when i see stuff like this i imagine christian bale saying this in his serious gruff batman voice and i literally cry from laughing so hard

are we not going to discuss where his gloves went

OHHH

tookmyskull:

barachiki:

John suddenly wishes he didn’t turn to the article.

“Mycroft, put your trousers on!”

MYCROFT: “What for?”

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

ouyangdan:

crzydemona:

geekishchic:

Did he just….?

I’m crying.

Joss Whedon, ladies and gentlemen… 

I’m not even sorry for laughing at this.